Reclaiming Your Man Cave
Week One of the 2016 NFL football season is on Thursday, September 9th, which means you only have a few weeks to get that Man Cave of yours in order! Maybe your secluded space for sports solace is in your unfinished basement, the unused bedroom (AKA “the hole in the wall”), the jam-packed garage or the cobweb infested shed. Regardless of where your Man Cave is located—IT’S YOURS! It’s where you’ve celebrated your team’s glorious victories with your buddies, and also where you had nearly broken a tear when their season went up in flames during the ’08 playoffs. Your Man Cave is where you escape fantasy and enter into reality—where life is defined by bone-crushing hits, tough runs, unimaginable catches and a tenacious approach to playing the game.
Ever since your team’s season ended, though, your football sanctuary has somehow turned into a storage hub for your children’s toys, Christmas decorations and bags and boxes stuffed with things that aren’t YOURS! As you disgustedly look around your Man Cave, you realize that there’s clearly been some encroachment. But now it’s time to start training so you can reclaim your independence on Sundays…Sunday nights, Monday nights and, yeah, Thursday nights, too. It’s like this is the first quarter and your opponent has already run back the first kickoff for a TD, and then intercepted the ball for a pick-6 after your squad just got a first-down and was moving in on their 30-yardline. What are you gonna do now?! How are gonna respond when you get the ball? You gonna just let them eat you alive or you gonna step up and do something ’bout it?
Here are a few steps that you can take towards whipping your Man Cave in-shape and reestablishing your sanctuary as a place that is STRICTLY for football worship:
- Huddle up with your family and let them know which play you’re running. Fill them in on what you’re going to do with the room and how you’re going to go about doing it.
- Read the coverage and determine which items you can trash, donate or store in a portable self-storage container or facility.
- Get off the ball quickly by contacting a reputable company specializing in affordable storage units near Mount Pocono, PA and surrounding areas, like AAA Self-Storage Inc. Ask about their available options for either short- or long-term storage.
- Drop back in the pocket and dodge any opponents trying to ruin your “big moment.” This is your room; your time to shine! Stick to the game plan.
- Identify the open receiver downfield and put enough air under it to execute the play!
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